Trumpet humor

• Did the person who designed this enterprise pay attention to how some of its components look? And actually, what's the difference how they look ... The main thing is that it should function.
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Well, we, ordinary people, let's take it and notice that this composition looks somewhat vulgar. Don't you think?

• Another industrial-vulgar composition. Although... Maybe it's just me thinks so?

• The man who designed the design of this latrine apparently went to music school as a child...against his will. Parents forced - the child obediently blew a trumpet for several years.

When he grew up, he threw the pipe far, far away. To not even make eye contact.

He chose a profession related to architecture and construction. And then ... the customer turned up with a request to "think up something like that."

Of course, our hero recouped on the hated pipe. Sorry, I don't know what it's called.

• Remember the Mowgli cartoon? Or has anyone read the book?

There was a moment when all the animals came to drink during a drought. Among the animals there was a Law - no one eats anyone by the stream. Sherkhan, by the way, broke that Rule...

Apparently, modern cats and birds also have an “agreement” - no one eats anyone when they warm themselves on the heating pipe in severe frosts.

• They sent a man to a hardware store to buy a pipe ...

As for evil, the pipes ended in the morning. They promised to deliver tomorrow. And we need to work now!

The man decided to be creative - he bought a bunch of corners. Why not a pipe?

Although the design turned out to be a curve, but the accident was eliminated promptly.

• Anti life hack.

Well, tell me: “Why should heating radiators be placed along the walls in the assembly hall?” Well, how many additional pipes do you need!

The easiest way is to mount them all in one place. Warm air will still spread throughout the room!

What a savings in materials!

• Exactly the opposite, you know...

Poor government organization. Funds are never enough for repairs. Well, where can I get a new radiator to replace the old one? And preferably free?

I know!

The one who mounted the radiators in the previous photo saved a few dozen meters of pipe. Do you think you took it? No, he's an honest man! He gave them to state employees.

And the skilful uncle Tolik built such a heating element from them. Boldly. Creative. Interesting. Beautiful.

• Before the arrival of any commissions, inspections, we begin to run like scalded, eliminating minor shortcomings. There is no time to eliminate the big ones.

Are the pipes painted the wrong color? Flying in? Zalet!

Although ... We print. We glue.

Let them now try to say that the pipe is not blue! For especially dull inspectors, it is written in Russian in white.

• A vivid example of the struggle for survival. There was a leak somewhere in the pipe, maybe more than one.

The roots felt the life-giving moisture and rushed to the source.

It looks like they decided to settle here thoroughly. And people keep thinking: “Why did the water get worse? Maybe the pipe broke? Maybe confused?

And just something ... the roots sprouted :)